Daily Horoscopes - Aries
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Today is one of the major milestones of 2012, the day that Neptune, planet of dreams and fantasies leaves a social part of your chart and returns to a more reflective and imaginative part, where he'll remain until 2026. While Neptune is here to wrap up a Neptune cycle that began long before you were born, for now his return is more about this dreamy planet coming home to his natural environment, taking your daydreams and imagination to a whole new level.
AquariusJan 20 - Feb 19
Having the Moon return to your work sector on the same day that Neptune returns to your income ... More
PiscesFeb 20 - Mar 20
When Neptune, planet of dreams and fantasies returned to your sign last year it was the first time ... More
TaurusApr 20 - May 20
Today marks the end of an era, one that began back in January 1998 when Neptune, planet of ... More
GeminiMay 21 - Jun 20
Today is one of the most important days of your professional year, even if it goes past unnoticed ... More
CancerJun 21 - Jul 22
Since January 1998 Neptune has held your attention firmly on your financial situation and since 1996 you've had ... More
LeoJul 23 - Aug 22
Neptune's departure from your relationship sector today marks the end of an era, not only for his own ... More
VirgoAug 23 - Sep 22
The last few days have been high intensity professional days, with the Moon in your career sector and ... More
LibraSep 23 - Oct 23
Having Venus in your work sector for the last few weeks has engaged your heart and has gone ... More
ScorpioOct 24 - Nov 22
Just 4 days before Venus, planet of love is due to leave a playful and romantic part of ... More
SagittariusNov 23 - Dec 21
Today is a real milestone and a game changer on the home front with Neptune, planet of dreams ... More
CapricornDec 22 - Jan 19
In Neptune's final hours in your income sector the Moon is in your work sector, sharpening your instincts ... More
The young Christchurch promotions model determined to walk again after tragically losing her legs in the February earthquake is still coping with the ongoing complications ... More
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Over the Teacups
My four-year-old grandson was at the supermarket with his mother when he exclaimed, “You’re buying something, Mummy, auntie is buying something – I want to buy something!” Mum replied, “You have to be big, have a wife, have a job, then you can buy things.” He replied, “I have a wife – Maia,” meaning his four-year-old friend. Mum said, “What about a job?” Master Four replied, “My job is having a wife!”
Robyn, Whangarei
Water you want?
I was in the car and asking Master Three what he wanted for Christmas. He said he was going to ask Santa for a water pistol. “And Nanny,” he added, “I’m going to ask for some water for our paddling pool.” Now that could be interesting!
Julie, by email
Bee gone
Master Three had his first bee sting recently. The incident broke his heart, but after many cuddles he came right. Later he said, “I never want to see another bee again. I don’t like bees any more, I only like flies.”
Gaileen, by email
Fraud with worry
My daughter warned me that “old people are being taken for a ride,” and that I shouldn’t engage in conversation with phone sales people. To this, Master Five piped up, “Nana can’t go on that ride, she’s old.”
Joseph’s Nana, Hamilton
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