ooby has proclaimed his undying love for Britney Spears, asking for her hand in marriage.
The DJ says, “The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late ’90s but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”
ooby adds, “She became an international icon aged 16. It’s breaking my heart because she’s not doing things on a symbolic level. Cutting your hair off is symbolic. Losing your children and becoming a drug addict isn’t.”
