Katy Perry’s naked wedding
Never a shy guy, Russell Brand is dishing the dirt about his scandalous plans for his upcoming nuptials to singer Katy Perry. The British comedian reveals, “We are going to do the wedding naked! All the families will be naked!”
Asked what else would happen at his dream ceremony, Russ adds, “All my dream weddings don't make sense. The vicar will start melting, the people in the front row will turn into people from my school and then everyone will only say the word ‘potato’.”
We hope for Katy’s sake, things run a little more smoothly than that. All the ‘I Kissed a Girl’ singer will say is, “We just want it to mean something. It doesn't matter if it's just me and him or if it's a big, fat ordeal. I think when the time is right and we can both schedule it, we will do it.”
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